Total Medals Earned: 76 (From 17 different games.) Total Medal Score: 760 Points
Medals Earned: 7/12 (65/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (120/175 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
"But still, your worst day with nine women, pretty much better than any other day."
"They could drown an army in an ocean of blood... and also kiss."
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Survive for 10 seconds
Survive for 30 seconds in the snow
Survive for 1 minute
Survive for 5 minutes
Survive for 7 minutes
Survive to the snow storm
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/40 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Get freaky on a Friday.
Medals Earned: 5/25 (65/640 points)
Get 5x combo
Get 10x combo
Open one of the official levels
Finish one of the levels
Complete "Borrowed Wheels"
Deflect at least 5 bullets at once using katana
Get 15x combo
Get 20x combo
Get 30x combo
Get 50x combo
Open the level editor
Die 25 in one level
Deflect 13 bullets from one life
Complete "Bloodlust"
Complete "Bloody Density"
Complete "Killergift"
Complete "Murdspite"
Complete "Diviso"
Complete any level with the Chaser modifier
Complete any level with Realism modifier
Complete any level with Drunken modifier
Complete any level with Berserker modifier
Complete any level with Real Time modifier
Complete any level with all modifiers
Kill two enemies through two walls
Medals Earned: 13/93 (90/750 points)
Beat Standard (any) as Son
Defeat Standard (any)
Achieve Disgusting or higher
Complete the Tutorial Mission
Beat Standard (any) as Pico
Beat Standard (any) as Cassette Girl
Beat Standard (any) as Darnell
Beat Standard (any) as Nene
Beat Standard (any) as Hank
Beat Standard (any) as Girlfriend
Beat Standard (any) as Alloy
Beat all Standard modes on all maps
Beat Standard Insane
Beat all Standard Insane on all maps
Beat both Standard Mode and Insane Mode on all Maps.
Get to wave 10 on Endless Mode
Beat (any) standard mode in under 6 minutes.
Beat (any) Insane Mode in under 6 minutes.
Achieve the highest combo rating possible.
Discover all the Assists and defeat all the Bosses
Medals Earned: 6/9 (95/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Lose the game
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/200 points)
make it to the end of level 1
make it to the end of level 2
change a setting
make it to the end of level 3
blow up an enemy with a bomb
hold over 50 coins at once
travel 50,000P
travel 100,000P
complete the first loop without taking any damage
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/125 points)
Played the game for the first time
Play 1 round
Play 5 rounds
Play 10 rounds
Place top 3 one time
Place top 3 5 times
Place top 3 10 times!
Won 1st place one time
Won 1st place five times
Won 1st place 10 times!